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'''Anime Made Me A Child Molester''' is based on the true story of a young girl [[DQN-kun]] met during his travels outside of the [[Elitist Superstructure]]. The details of this girl and her story are currently unknown, but it is believed that she was [[paedophile|molested]] by a [[man]] whose mind was under the control of [[anime]].

This song gained in popularity when it was used as the opening music for the popular show [[Welcome to Rei's]].

== Lyrics ==
I love anime so much <br />
It's a mute point <br />
It made me touch them, and I loved it <br />
You have an alarm waiting for you in Goldmine. <br />
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[[( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] [[Mittens]] <br />
and vothing of walue was nost <br />
You have an alarm waiting for you in Goldmine. <br />
OAHRb aohrae rq3 43q ???! <br />

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== External links ==
* [http://www.lolicons.eu/ Hawt lolicons.]